Best Yoda Quotes
#15 A Reality Check
When talking to Yoda, never speak with conviction about anything. You will always get served.
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A Reality Check
When talking to Yoda, never speak with conviction about anything. You will always get served.
14:
Yoda's Relationship Advice
Move over Carly Rae Jepsen. Yoda has something to say about Call Me Maybe!
13:
There's Only Black and White...No Middle Green
Yoda expected nothing but the best from his Jedis. You got one chance or nothing at all.
12:
A Yoda 'Stache
Even with a milkstache, Yoda is confident enough to point that Force-filled finger in anyone's face. When you've lived to be 900 years old, there are certain things that just don't phase you.
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He's Multi-lingual
Few knew that Yoda occasionally spoke with a surfer dude accent. That explains his "totally gnarly" cape.
10:
Yoda Goes Pop
His milkshake contains vitamin D, calcium and a Force that makes Jedis levitate. Who wouldn't to Yoda's yard go?
9:
Never Back Down
Yoda was such a soldier! If this pint-sized renegade faced his fears, then anyone can.
8:
Welcome!
This welcome mat is a great way to warn your friends of a smelly phantom menace awaiting them in your messy apartment. "Hold your noses, you must."
7:
Identity Crisis
This artist needs a little help with is sci-fi characters. Surely Spock's ears were much bigger than this.
6:
Poop Philosophy
His hands were made for walking...outside to do his business—which explains the dilemma. To prevent another poop-fest, free this pooch of Yoda's Force!
5:
"Beatle Yoda, I am."
In his younger years, Yoda trained Jedis by day and played the drums for some Brit pop group at night just to make ends meet. Proof that the recession affects everybody.
4:
A Fresh Cut
Even in a galaxy far far away, Yoda has the force and fashion sense to know that mohawks are in! That lifesaber comes in handy when your barber is light years away.
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Green Tempered
The color green should have been a huge clue. There's more Hulk than force in this one.
2:
Work It, Yoda!
Yoda says: "When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good, you will not, hmmm?" The rhythm is strong in this one...
1:
Yoda is NOT the One!
Yoda's old enough to know when folks are trying to run game on him. So save the "Dewback" tears for your mama!
