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#14 Easter Done Right
It's not that he's a fiend for chocolate. No, not at all. It's just that he wants to be prepared, just in case the Easter Bunny decides to be really generous this year!
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Stupid Net!
Agreed, young man! While we're at it, why do they have those silly lines on the floor at the basketball court? Shouldn't all shots be equal? Wouldn't that be fairer!?
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Easter Done Right
It's not that he's a fiend for chocolate. No, not at all. It's just that he wants to be prepared, just in case the Easter Bunny decides to be really generous this year!
13:
Coffee Stinks
No, dear, you won't. Well, at least not when you're at home by yourself. Then you can enjoy soda pop. While in public, though, it's best to stick to coffee!
12:
Pizza Day!
If only everyday was pizza day at school, we imagine that no child would ever beg to stay home. "Aw, Mom, it's just a silly cold!"
10:
Ride Of Their Lives
To us old folk, it's just a convenient contraption designed to give our fragile knees a break. But to the kids, it's the ride of their lives!
9:
Struck By Enlightening
The thought of seeing our children struck by lightening sure is frightening. But the thought of finally seeing them struck by enlightening ... well, that's just awe-inspiring!
8:
Healthy Snacks
We hear you, dear. We too prefer our snacks ultra unhealthy and chockablock with chocolate, nuts and cholesterol galore! But meh . . .
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Nerds!!!
Your buddies will probably tell you it's a bad thing, but trust us when we say it's a really, really good thing (wink wink).
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Multiple Personalities
Gosh, it's almost as if they have multiple personalities! It sure would be nice if they knew how to sleep walk, because we surely like their sleeping personalities way better!
5:
Introduction To Politics
The only reason most kids aren't allowed to dress like politicians is because parents know that the outfit wouldn't scare other kids; they'd scare other parents!
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Youthful Existentialism
While we're at it, you guys said the stork delivers babies. But when I spoke to the doctor last week, he said he delivers babies. Who's right?
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We Thought Wrong
And, pray tell, young man, what sort of logic did you use to come up with that absurd conclusion?
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Look To The Crayons
If only we adults used crayons instead of pens and pencils, perhaps we'd see the world in a much better light and thus accordingly act better to one another.
