15 Things Every Guy Can Appreciate

#15 Girly Sheets

 
This is the next best thing to having a girl lay beside you every night. She won't move, and she won't complain about your morning breath.
 

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15: Girly Sheets
This is the next best thing to having a girl lay beside you every night. She won't move, and she won't complain about your morning breath.
14: Multitasking
Every guy likes to maximize on their time. Just make sure you don't maximize your speed, in this case.
13: Vanishing Act
Internet browser history logs automatically purge when males use the computer. With every click, weblink-eradicating testosterone travels from their fingertips and into the computer's mainframe.
12: A Tall Order
This is a cool way to play a quick game of whiz-style b-ball and relieve yourself at the same time. All this place needs are a few referees.
11: A Pick up For Your Pickup
This picture is deceiving. The bottom truck is actually stalled and waiting for a lift.
10: This is what 'hands-free' means.
Who knew that rubber bands would come in so handy? If your guy refuses to part with his flip phone, this is a great way to introduce him to hands-free technology.
9: Lap in A Box
Do you want the comfort of a nice and firm lady lap without the excessive griping that usually comes with it? Now for only $9.99, single guys can purchase a "Lady Lap in a Box." The optional minidress comes in black or red.
8: Great Name, Less Filling
Some guys have it easy. If Bud has ever had a few too many to tell the bartender what he wants, he can just flash his ID card.
7: The Bigger, the Better
Words like "ginormous" and "gargantuan" were likely invented by dudes. These words exemplify the very male need for more of everything, no matter how ridiculous the amount.
6: Mr. Mom
Who says childcare is hard work? Now all this guy needs to do is figure out how to change a diaper with his feet.
5: A Tight Squeeze
All guys share a universal mantra. "If it doesn't fit, you must...make it fit."
4: Spotless
Are you tired of picking up your feet when you walk? Is your kitchen floor in need of a quick buff? Well here is a gift from lazy guy heaven.
3: Snuggle Up
There's nothing that can separate a guy from the things he loves. If this catches on, girlfriends everywhere will either need to sleep on the couch or get used to the weight.
2: Lazy Made Easy
Never worry about ruining a perfectly good pair of sweatpants again. You might be lazy and messy, but at least you're organized and doing something about it.
1: A Backup Plan
This contraption is great when you want to camouflage the fact that you're a complete lush. And with the adjustable elastic strap, one size fits all beer bellies.